Our people can’t drain a salad.
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She smokes dinner cheese.
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Does it look like I want a tomato?
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Bring a cookie to a friend and he will give you ten.
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And stop thinking about myself this way!
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Quachish! Quachish! Quachish!
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If that’s what you want then go for it.
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John Anderson stars in “Where’s My Mule?”, a partially
delirious review of smaller magnitude than the previous one.
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Bayonet shampoo
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“Would you like pancakes, potato chips?”
“Did you just call me Potato Chips?”
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Clear a lot of music (and make way for the boy).
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A taco onion
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Open your eyes if you want to see the sun.
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Talk to George Zimbones
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In my dark, cold dog barking I lay awake and think about noise.
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At least I don’t smell like a footloose!
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What’s the square root of 2:28 a.m.?
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“The Struggle Within”, the story of two tape worms looking
for love and acceptance in Steve’s lower intestine.”
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Let everyone else sell hot pizza, we’re selling hot sticks!
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I dare you to defy this beauty: the Jagged Mountains
are rough, but I survived with holes.
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Perhaps I’ll bring it with a bowl of mumbles.
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Get rid of those old beans baking!
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As you know, this is only donkey therapy.
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I regret to inform you that all your sobs don’t help the dead.
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Mmmm…Trappings and gravy!…and nuts!
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The last thing in the world I’d want to do is hurt you
with a blurt.
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“Why do we always wait for the last possible second?”
“I don’t know. I’ll tell you during the last possible minute.”
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I’m worried about my frizzle.
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Memory medicine is the answer. Now if I could only
remember the question…
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I married my house.
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I don’t know how you do it, but you do.
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Am I chuckling you?
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Cam a lot.
Cam what? Cam what?
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We hit a bump’a.
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Excoos me; it moons me to talk this way.
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I enjoy hockey sauce and strange children.
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Did you eat a banana in the cattle room?
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“Sometimes, when things are slow, we throw ourselves
in the ocean and rescue each other.”
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I feel like a lopsided prairie wind.
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I don’t hope that I didn’t not make you uncomfortable when
I didn’t do what you did the other morning.
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I think that Egg Nog did something funny to me.
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Refill my mildew.
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Who knows why we
think what we think
when we think
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love love
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©2002 Steven Fischer